Funny Racing Sayings!!!!!

[Speed Jr.]

OK guys, since we are talking about offensive signitures, lets hear some funny sayings (racing related) that we can all have a laugh about. Here, Ill start;

"Nitrous is like a hot girl with STD's, you know you wanna hit it but you're afraid of the consequences!"

"That guys as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar."

"Go big or go home"

I just moddified this one for RC boat use;

"This just in, 25 seconds isnt a good lap time."

OK Guys, lets here some funny ones!

Hey Tom, cut us some slack on this one......

Larry Jr.

 

[Speed Jr.]

Ed: You barely beat me Gary! I finished right behiend you!

Gary: Ed, I lapped you twice.....

"The difference between men and boys are the price of there toys."

 

[Ed.R]

"Couldn't drive a hot nail up frosty a**"

Ed

 

[P THOMAS]

How about the T shirt that said

I RACE

I CRASH

I FIX

I RACE

I CRASH

I FIX

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[GRoth265]

How about "Loose is fast but it usually doesn't last"

Greg

 

[El Zorro]

A popular saying around this area from long ago has to do with one's needle valve setting: "Lean is mean, but fat is where it's at".

**** Tyndall

 

[Dr Hydro]

I think 2 guys fell off the driver's stand laughing when this guy said "It's not that I can't drive....I just have trouble steering".

 

[moparbarn]

from a cd's mouth "second boat is over"

 

[Andy Greene]

from a cd's mouth "second boat is over"

Let me guess -

You where the first one

Damn "wrong boat" is my favorite as the driver tries to change boats on the radio after launch :huh:

Andy

 

[Scott Schneider]

"Some of most spectacular accidents are proceeded by these two words" ...... Watch This !

 

[jydracing]

I don't know if this would be A funny race saying but a Father was teaching his son to run a boat. While the father was running the boat He hit a bouey Kicked up the rudder and hit the bank. Than looked at the son and said that is not what you want to do. I Guess this would be a case of do as i want and not as i do.

See Ya Jimmy

 

[jeff baham]

if you need a part for a new boat ,but have one on another boat that's not beeing run, guess i'll rob peter to pay paul till i get another one.

 

[Ray Sametz]

Heat race is over!!!! CD...Quote( If I knew that was you, I'd have DQ'd you.) :wacko: :wacko: :lol:

 

[JeniJohnson]

Hey Guys

I am looking for "funny" slogans to put on my T-shirts. I have collected some good ones but always looking for more. If you want any put on a shirt contact me. Keep 'um coming.

Thanks Jeni

([email protected])

 

[chris1088]

"You cant fix a sanwich"

"Haul A## tell you see god then brake"

" F@%& coffee.... I love the smell of NITRO in the moring"

 

[Al Waters]

The first race was invented by the second boat.........

The first rule was invented by the boat that came in second

 

[SayMikey]

The first race was invented by the second boat.........The first rule was invented by the boat that came in second

Driver to pit man or anyone what will listen. WAS THAT RICH OR LEAN. Pit man Your driving the wrong boat.

 

[Joe Warren]

Lupe Perez & ...... LIGHT IT UP... LIGHT IT UP.... LIGHT IT UP!!! I had to stand on top of his foot during a heat race in Atlanta to make him stop Screaming it in my ear.....

 

[raptor347]

If some one is making T-shirts, I want:

"Beware: Local variations in surface density"

with a picture of a mudhen under it.

 

[socco72]

here is one i learned while racing."second place is the first looser".