Funny Racing Sayings!!!!!

[Andy Greene]

Pitman to driver-

Remember that dead boa---- Never mind .

 

[Mike Hughes]

Saw this on a race team shirt.

CONFIDENSE: The feeling you have before you fulling understand the situation.....

 

[JeniJohnson]

If some one is making T-shirts, I want:
"Beware: Local variations in surface density"

with a picture of a mudhen under it.

What's a mudhen? jeni

 

[Tom Levescy]

Here you go--- I'M SO FAR BEHIND I THOUGHT I WAS IN FRONT :blink:

OR ---TO FINISH FIRST-- FIRST YOU MUST FINISH

AND LAST---JUST PICK UP THE PEICES AND WE'LL BUILD ANOTHER ONE

 

[BigChuck]

I have this on the back of a "No Fear" T-shirt " You may see things in Black and White, But I will KICK YOUR ARSE in LIVING COLOR!!"

 

[El Zorro]

A "No Fear" sticker on my Quickie 500 R/C airplane says "The older I get, the better I was".

**** Tyndall

 

[steve wood]

no matter where you go, there you are

 

[larcor69]

when in doubt,Gas It!!

 

[raptor347]

What's a mudhen? jeni

Those annoying black ducks that over populate every lake out here on the west coast (I have no idea how far east they go). They are also known as coots. They are so revolting the bag limit on them is 25/day and NOBODY will shoot them.

They have a uncanny ability to detect exactly where timing lights are placed and will then congregate there in numbers only equaled by swarms of locusts.

When tripping timing lights is no longer entertaining enough, the least intellegent of the flock will quack "hey everyone, watch this". This trouble maker then dives underwater, only to pop up infront of a 6+pound, all carbon fiber SAW rigger going in excess of 110mph. This of course meets the quacking equvalent of "Do it again Daffy".

I'm not bitter, not at all.

 

[Andy Greene]

What's a mudhen? jeni

Those annoying black ducks that over populate every lake out here on the west coast (I have no idea how far east they go). They are also known as coots. They are so revolting the bag limit on them is 25/day and NOBODY will shoot them.

They have a uncanny ability to detect exactly where timing lights are placed and will then congregate there in numbers only equaled by swarms of locusts.

When tripping timing lights is no longer entertaining enough, the least intellegent of the flock will quack "hey everyone, watch this". This trouble maker then dives underwater, only to pop up infront of a 6+pound, all carbon fiber SAW rigger going in excess of 110mph. This of course meets the quacking equvalent of "Do it again Daffy".

I'm not bitter, not at all.

We call em Coots and there are plenty of em in Fla also Brian, they have an annoying knack of liking to watch R/C Boat races from a VERY good seat.

Andy

 

[FloridaScaleBoater]

What's a mudhen? jeni

Those annoying black ducks that over populate every lake out here on the west coast (I have no idea how far east they go). They are also known as coots. They are so revolting the bag limit on them is 25/day and NOBODY will shoot them.

They have a uncanny ability to detect exactly where timing lights are placed and will then congregate there in numbers only equaled by swarms of locusts.

When tripping timing lights is no longer entertaining enough, the least intellegent of the flock will quack "hey everyone, watch this". This trouble maker then dives underwater, only to pop up infront of a 6+pound, all carbon fiber SAW rigger going in excess of 110mph. This of course meets the quacking equvalent of "Do it again Daffy".

I'm not bitter, not at all.

We call em Coots and there are plenty of em in Fla also Brian, they have an annoying knack of liking to watch R/C Boats from a VERY good seat.

Andy

Oh Come on Andy, thats NOT what we call,em

 

[Andy Greene]

What's a mudhen? jeni

Those annoying black ducks that over populate every lake out here on the west coast (I have no idea how far east they go). They are also known as coots. They are so revolting the bag limit on them is 25/day and NOBODY will shoot them.

They have a uncanny ability to detect exactly where timing lights are placed and will then congregate there in numbers only equaled by swarms of locusts.

When tripping timing lights is no longer entertaining enough, the least intellegent of the flock will quack "hey everyone, watch this". This trouble maker then dives underwater, only to pop up infront of a 6+pound, all carbon fiber SAW rigger going in excess of 110mph. This of course meets the quacking equvalent of "Do it again Daffy".

I'm not bitter, not at all.

We call em Coots and there are plenty of em in Fla also Brian, they have an annoying knack of liking to watch R/C Boats from a VERY good seat.

Andy

Oh Come on Andy, thats NOT what we call,em

I'm still in the doghouse, I'm taking the high road on this one pal

Different type Duck BTW Rick. LOL

And y

 

[DON MAHER]

OK, This came from Richard Fish over 25 yrs ago...

MY BOAT IS SO FAST, I COULD BE IN THE NEXT HEAT AND STILL BEAT YOU!!!!!!!

Don

 

[Andy Greene]

OK, This came from Richard Fish over 25 yrs ago...
MY BOAT IS SO FAST, I COULD BE IN THE NEXT HEAT AND STILL BEAT YOU!!!!!!!

Don

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Classic - the best one yet....

 

[moparbarn]

jeni, another name for a mudhen would be YOU, when you slip on the shore, launching one of deryl's boats :lol: :lol: ! coots are, in zz top's words, nationwide.

 

[Mike Hughes]

Richard Fish with a fast boat, now thats an oxymoron....

 

[opio]

Lanes? What lanes?

 

[socco72]

"early to bed early to rise race like hell and make up lies"

 

[Doug Ashby]

faster than a one-legged River Dancer.

faster than a one armed paper hanger with jock itch.

 

[JeniJohnson]

jeni, another name for a mudhen would be YOU, when you slip on the shore, launching one of deryl's boats :lol: :lol: ! coots are, in zz top's words, nationwide.

Cute.. No more free hats for you. jeni