All knowing? All wise? That's the great oz, perhaps you have heard of him, you were probably my age when that movie came out.
The video shows a comparison of the breaking of surface tension between Teflon sanded with 240 grit and smooth. Did you read the description.? Did you watch the whole video?
As I stated above, read about Cassie state, Wenzel state and contact angle hysteresis and you will understand why water sticks less to a properly roughed hydrophobic eg. 240-320 grit roughed painted surface, versus a smooth one.
As for me, I'm going to go watch grumpy old men and laugh my self to sleep
Best regards