more off topic humor........

[Watercadet]

:lol:   Hey I resemble that!  :lol: A Yank soaking up the sun in Oz  B)

Life is gooood 

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85 degrees here to day... 5-8' swells with the occationa 8-12' set. That must be why the mean home price is $485,000. Hey Mike, what kind of work is there in OZ? Might need to relocate B)

Adam

 

[TimD]

what kind of work is there in OZ? Might need to relocate  B) Adam

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Here's an on-line job agency for Oz. Seek.com.au Keep in mind the exchange rate when looking at salaries - $1 AU = $0.75US

Tim.

 

[Mike G]

I live in the desert so Jobs are a bit hard but your $$'s sure go a long way!

If you want to live near Tim you might get a shack for $485k but it would be a fixer upper! :lol:

Aside from housing prices in the Cities the cost of living is cheaper over here and work conditions are great. Australia invented the 38 hour work week! Gov't job's are sweet! :lol:

 

[Watercadet]

38 hrs in a week? what's that? I think I saw 38 hrs yesterday! :lol: I figured Tim was a high roller...look at how many boats he has! Where are the "nice" citys?

Adam

 

[Mike G]

Well from a Yanks point of view;

Brisbane would be like San Diego, nice weather but not a lot of boat racing! B)

Sydney = L.A. Big city lots of boaters but only one club.

Melbourne= Seattle, lots of boaters but the weather sucks! :lol:

Adelaide= Phoenix big nice city that nobody really knows about h34r:

Perth= Perth, on the otherside of the world, everyone says its nice but nobody has been there!

 

[TimD]

I figured Tim was a high roller...look at how many boats he has!   

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Me - nahhh, just addicted to r/c boat racing. I only have 4 boats.

 

[EatMyShortsRacing]

What does Michael Jackson like about twenty eight year olds?????

There are tewnty of them.....

 

[EatMyShortsRacing]

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic???

About half way....

 

[EatMyShortsRacing]

How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb???

Five. One to change it and four to sing about how good the old one was...

 

[Rickracer]

[SIZE=14pt]How many women does it take to change a light bulb?.........[/SIZE]

Nobody knows............... it's never been attempted.

 

[EatMyShortsRacing]

What have you done wrong if your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you???? You have made her chain too long....

 

[Watercadet]

What have you done wrong if your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you????  You have made her chain too long....

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ROFLMAO

 

[NITROSNIFER]

:lol: :lol:

A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a Dear John letter from

his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just

too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've

been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the

picture of me that I sent to you.

Love, Becky

The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots

they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts,

cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the

other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There

were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note:

Dear Becky,

I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f*ck you are. Please take

your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take Care, Ricky

:huh: :blink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Got the BIATCH

 

[Dorkhedeos]

i dont get it, whats wrong with being married? :unsure: you guys make it sound like its really bad

 

[TimD]

What have you done wrong if your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you????  You have made her chain too long....

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Why do women get married wearing white?

To match the kitchen / laundry appliances :lol:

 

[Grub]

Why are womens feet on average smaller than mens?

So they can get closer to the sink.

How many women does it take to change a light globe?

None cause they should be in the kitchen.

 

[EatMyShortsRacing]

I was once asked whether I talked to my wife while having great sex....

I said "if there is a phone handy..."

 

[EatMyShortsRacing]

i dont get it, whats wrong with being married? :unsure:   you guys make it sound like its really bad

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My wife once said its either her or the boats.....

(now ex wife....)

 

[NITROSNIFER]

My wife once said its either her or the boats.....

(now ex wife....)

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Amen, I told my wife that it's the only habbit I have, I don't smoke, drink, stay out all night chassing women...... :blink: Man my life sucks :lol: :lol: But I'll always have the nudie bar B)

 

[Rick Raffaelli]

Why females should avoid a girls night after they are married:

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I Told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.

Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh. sh#t.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.