Now, to all of those that are giving you a hard time about being old, here's how my 77 year old grandfather defined being old:
Getting old is when you can't get out of bed, take care of your daily business and put yourself back to bed without the assistance of trained medical personnel.
Since I haven't heard of anyone posting being in a hospice program, I guess there aren't any "old" people in the forum, other than maybe JD when he's having a bad day