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[snowdog-2112]

Waterbox - that area in your boat that often has radio and other items in it!

Often used to dynamically adjust the Center of Gravity. :blink:

h34r: h34r:

 

[Don Ferrette]

Glowplug- that thing you forgot to tighten that pops out on the last lap when your comfortably in the lead ................ D'oh!!! :blink:

 

[Scott Schneider]

:blink: Jump Start ~~ Coffee or Redbull type high caffiene drink. :blink:

Scott

 

[JoeWScott]

Boat-a hole in the water you keep throwing money into.

I told my Dad I was thinking about buying a full size boat, his reply-why dont you just stand in the shower & tear up $100 bills! HEH

 

[Mike Bontoft]

Dead boat ##Signals to at least one competitor to locate said stationary item and kill it. :huh:

Pit man##Scapegoat [A person upon whom the blame for the mistakes or crimes of others is thrust ]. <_<

 

[Ken Hildreth]

Mike, Im confused, Is the boat officially dead before or after the competitior hits it? :huh:

 

[snowdog-2112]

Flying start - what happens when the lift exceeds the weight of the boat!

 

[Mike Bontoft]

Ken

Good point, I have to check the rule book on that one. About two weeks ago at Lake Waughop my boat was dead, Then it got killed and then it came very close to getting killed again. I was so pi##ed I couldn't speak complete sentences for at least an hour. :angry:

 

[Bob Kensill]

Flotation:The stuff left floating above the spot where your engine and radio gear are sitting on the bottom of the pond.

Pipe Pressure: The force on the rear of your tuned pipe when you get hit from behind.

 

[Lake S.P.O.R.T.]

Hopper Tank.....The thing that hops all around in the boat after the rubber bands break.

Double Tunnel.....What any tunnel racer sees when his heat is up first on Sunday after a night of downing beer with his boat buddies.

 

[gene gager]

shaft lube "vaseline type jel" in german pronounced "veenerslidssen" hosed down, we won't go there. bouy cut, only works while setting national records as everybody is watching the clock. rule of thumb "when in dought lean it out" on/off switch, "the throttle" scale boat, "any boat after a good day of fishing" throttle steering, "what you do to some one when your pissed and have your hands around their neck" . geno

 

[DaddySundown]

Hot Laps=Females you sit on

 

[EatMyShortsRacing]

Hot Laps=Females you sit on

Hmm I thought that was females that sit on you!!!!!

last one cost me $50!!! LOL

 

[Scott Schneider]

:blink: Pre race mill ~~ the time spent before actual race where the competitors all talk real big about who's about to waxed.

Getting Waxed ~~ damm, this has got to hurt !! you get your hair removed by hot wax.

This special event is only for the losers

Scott

 

[Propjockey]

"Mill time" --when your stock engine isn't competetive anymore.

"You're on the clock" --signal to start looking for a hot glow driver.

"5...4...3...2...1...beeeeeep" --you now have four and a half laps worth of fuel left.

OPS --Over Priced $h!t (Occasionally Passes Snails)

CMB --Confounds Most Boaters (Can't Move Boat)

MAC --Marginally Acceptable Compression (Mostly Aluminum Crap)

K Series --Krapski (Russian word)

K&B --Krash & Burn (Kracked & Broken)

 

[snowdog-2112]

PJ,

ROTFLMAO

Those were good! :lol:

Snowdog

 

[Russell Bear]

Doing the Kerry......

When your running along real nice and all of a sudden your boat starts flippin' and floppin'.....

 

[Don Ferrette]

Doing the Kerry......
When your running along real nice and all of a sudden your boat starts flippin' and floppin'.....

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Propjockey]

"Power Head" --Contest Director on an ego trip.

"Pit Box" --used for carrying all but the most important tools you will need at a race.

"Water Cooled" --Happens in the Winter

"Mayonnaise" --Exclamation of surprise used by Southern boaters ("Mayonnaise a bunch o' turtles in this pond!")

"Bulkhead" --Restroom for large groups of people

"Keel" --To shut down an engine

 

[Watercadet]

"Power Head" --Contest Director on an ego trip.
"Pit Box" --used for carrying all but the most important tools you will need at a race.

"Water Cooled" --Happens in the Winter

"Mayonnaise" --Exclamation of surprise used by Southern boaters ("Mayonnaise a bunch o' turtles in this pond!")

"Bulkhead" --Restroom for large groups of people

"Keel" --To shut down an engine

Wow I havn't laughed that hard since I was a litte girl...boy.. :huh:

HA