2009 OB Tunnel Champs

[TUNLBOTR]

All the smack went by the wayside today and Randy (Sugar Spice) and I had it out on the course today. Ron Drake (Speedy Spice) was CD'ing and pitting for the both of us simultaneously. No bystanders, no other racers, just us cuttin' heads. Both our stock boats are so close that it comes down to the driver. Not gonna say who outlasted the other but I can say that I haven't that much fun racing in a long time.
Hell, after that I had a whole new opinion of him. But, just as I started to actually think good of him, he blew it when he told me about his gall stone collection!

Jeez... some people!

I will have to be on my game in Charleston. Start calling Bill NINJA, (NOT YOUR LANE NO MORE...) I KNOW I can squeeze a little more out of it, but when we're all knocking lap times like that, it will be fun fun fun. Greg's boat is quick, and Godfathers, and Hearl's. 5 stockers from Brandon alone, all strong. Looks like TBM will stand for TOUGH BREAK MIKE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Grimracer]

Ohhhh

Not so FASST O orange juice drinking, Disney dance sensation.

Sorry guys.. I just had a vision of Randy in a Mickey mouse costume handing out hugs (OR WHAT EVER) to all the little heathens at Disney world

You might have been to the pond a few times.. OK.. but as you know you are NEVER going to get faster if you do not race with FASTER DRIVERS.. and lets face it your at a CLEAR DISADVANTAGE in this regard.

John ODD-O

Ball Bearing Bill Britton (finger up and down over lips..lets all do it) Bb-bbb-bbb-bbb-bbb

And last but not least.. a name that needs no introduction.. a legend in his own mind.. Floridian men want to be him and fat Florida babes WANT HIM

RON-WAN.. Whooo hoo Drake

Only one time a year do I get the chance to come down and help you guys get faster. Lets see.. this is the 4th year now.. how many times do I have to come down and help you guys!

Cripes.. 800 miles with Dunny, 4 days with a hundred rednecks.. you fricking owe me dude!

Grim

 

[Bill Britton]

Urbana, Illinois...

Home to ALL the great tunnel boat racers! cough, cough...

Lets see if I can cover this one for ya Randy.

1, Randy doesn't hand out hugs, he hands out remote needles.

2, We Floridians really do need to get to Urbana to practice our milling for the WCRA series races down here.

3, Do me a favor, don't use the words balls and fingers in the same sentence with my name, THAT makes me wonder about you!

4, As far as fat Florida women, There only fat before the case of old Milwaukee!



Eleven more days!

 

[Grimracer]

hahhahah

Grim :lol:

 

[Darin Jordan]

Cripes.. 800 miles with Dunny, 4 days with a hundred rednecks.. you fricking owe me dude!
Grim

That's REALLY funny!

 

[TUNLBOTR]

Cripes.. 800 miles with Dunny, 4 days with a hundred rednecks.. you fricking owe me dude!
Grim

That's REALLY funny!

Professor Longhair,

You must be bored as hell, now that cow tipping season is over there in Urtucky.

Mickey is bored, but I guess he gets reunited with GOOFY in 11 days...................

I tried to bring the old modified motor back this year, but WOO-HOO decided it was time for Sugar to open the can up on ya with some new wip-ass. Maybe you can run your 20 mod in stock, so at least you can have a shot.

We miss ya, think of ya as a brother, and wish you a safe trip down.

All's fair in war and tunnel boat racing......

See ya soon.

TBM

THE SONS OF TUNNEL ANARCHY........... h34r:

Sugar

Spice

Fingers

Greg the Hammer

Guido the killer pimp

GODFATHER

Mongo Atwell

Junior

Antonio

 

[Ron Drake]

Ohhhh
Not so FASST O orange juice drinking, Disney dance sensation.

Sorry guys.. I just had a vision of Randy in a Mickey mouse costume handing out hugs (OR WHAT EVER) to all the little heathens at Disney world

You might have been to the pond a few times.. OK.. but as you know you are NEVER going to get faster if you do not race with FASTER DRIVERS.. and lets face it your at a CLEAR DISADVANTAGE in this regard.

John ODD-O

Ball Bearing Bill Britton (finger up and down over lips..lets all do it) Bb-bbb-bbb-bbb-bbb

And last but not least.. a name that needs no introduction.. a legend in his own mind.. Floridian men want to be him and fat Florida babes WANT HIM

RON-WAN.. Whooo hoo Drake

Only one time a year do I get the chance to come down and help you guys get faster. Lets see.. this is the 4th year now.. how many times do I have to come down and help you guys!

Now Grim this is funny but I do look foward to racing with you this year. I just hope I can keep Sugar Premo on the correct course, he does get excited when he pulls the throttle. And what fat girls have are you talking about ? Mabey i did have to many beers, ooops. Hey she was a model for plus size clothing ok. See ya wild man. Ron Drake

Cripes.. 800 miles with Dunny, 4 days with a hundred rednecks.. you fricking owe me dude!

Grim

 

[Grimracer]

Bill, Randy and Ron.

All the best do you guys and I CAN NOT WAIT to rock and race with my true brothers.

I got PMed again this year that last year I got lucky .. hum.. if luck has to do with making buddy like this then OK.. lucky I am.. VERY LUCKY! Hell..I might never win another race.. OK.. so be it.. Look at the freinds I/we have made...

ROCK ON TBM.. Grims coming after ya!

Grimracer

 

[Jerry Dunlap]

800 miles with Dunny and breakfasts at the Waffle House. How can it get any better than that? Well, there's probably many ways. But, just riding shot gun and watching the miles roll by is a great treat for this FROG.

JD

 

[Grimracer]

right on Dunnny.. thats one of the best parts!

Grim

 

[topfuel443]

Ok guys, its almost show time. The heat sheets are ready to go to the printers, one last weekend to tweak the needle, and polish em' up! We cross the big pond on Sunday.

~James

 

[nuzum]

Ok guys, its almost show time. The heat sheets are ready to go to the printers, one last weekend to tweak the needle, and polish em' up! We cross the big pond on Sunday.
~James

james just checking too see if you got my sport D tunnel entry yet

 

[TUNLBOTR]

800 miles with Dunny and breakfasts at the Waffle House. How can it get any better than that? Well, there's probably many ways. But, just riding shot gun and watching the miles roll by is a great treat for this FROG.
JD

Whats the over/under on the Waffle House count. I say 23. We play either slug bug or P/T Bruiser.....

RP

 

[Jerry Dunlap]

800 miles with Dunny and breakfasts at the Waffle House. How can it get any better than that? Well, there's probably many ways. But, just riding shot gun and watching the miles roll by is a great treat for this FROG.
JD

Whats the over/under on the Waffle House count. I say 23. We play either slug bug or P/T Bruiser.....

RP

Here's the deal on the Champaign to Charleston Great Waffle House Count. Grim and Dunny each place his count in hermetically sealed envelopes(anyone ever figured out WTH hermetically sealed means?). At the Friday Drivers' Meeting, we'll open the envelopes and the closest to the actual count(either over or under) wins a "fiver." Since Grim has to keep his eyes on the road, ol Dunny will do the counting. :lol: Yeah, like that's going to fly.

Any of you other guys who want to create your own pool with each other, have at it.

JD

 

[topfuel443]

At least 150 waffle houses, probably a LOT more.

Todd, got your entry Monday, you are in the class.

~James

 

[HTV Boats]

I'll throw another "fiver" in the waffle house pool. Put me down for 42. The official entry count on this link? Heres a link for Grim & Dunny

http://www.wafflehouse.com/

Mic

 

[topfuel443]

holy crap... check out this page.

http://www.wafflehouse.com/funfacts.asp

~James "I havent had Waffle House in 3.5 years" Clegg

 

[Jerry Dunlap]

If you want to get in the Great Waffle House Count, don't post your number here. Put it and a "fiver" in an envelope and give it to Dunny or Grim before the drivers' meeting Friday. Oh, and put your name on the envelope.

We'll make an exception for Mic "Jumping the Start."

JD

 

[topfuel443]

Sweet... I am in.

I knew there were a lot of them, but I didn't know there were over 1500 Waffle Houses.

~James

 

[Grimracer]

Alright this will be fun..

Let me up the anty a tad...

Winner gets a new my peronal lady in waiting.. a spanking new VS1 kit.

LETS WORLD CHAMPS RACE!

Grimracer