I can see it now.. Local man invents a new type of insence.. it's sent GLUE! :lol:
no you can't slide
ok here are my shots
#1 I told you I head a clock ticking... now where'd that taxi driver go?
#2 Driver to crew "who fogor to put the drain plug back in?"
#3 Why submarine pilots should not drive high performance boats, or "i know my keys are down there somewhere"
#4 When they say low clearence they mean Low clearence. or Why not to tow the boat witha convertible. or lastley, when did they put a bridge there?
#5 Top ten reasons not to put a dvd player in your tunnel boat. no 1. other racers want to watch to
#6 Crewman: "I told you to go on a diet.. this isn't my fault"
Driver: "just get me out of here"
Crewman: "the jaws of life are on thier way"
Driver "hey man this has all the features of home including the DVD"
Crewman "is that girls gone wild 180023?"
#7 "Look it's Elvis!" or to spotter across the pond "was that your left, or mine?"
#8 After MTV bought hydro prop some of the new competitions were a little less popular than others, of these was the EXtreeme tandem jump event. or,
Bud pilot: "hey smokin can you do me a favor"
Joes Pilot: "sure whatcha need?"
Bud Pilot: "I think i punctured something, can you check"?
#9 This is known as what happens when the coast gaurd forgets that they don't have a boat that automatically rights itself. or, before they got radar equipment the polish drug smugglers attempted other les desiarble ways of checking for spotter aircraft duirng thier runs. or lastley, man this prop gets some really good bite
#10 remind me why we let the mechaninc install the ejection seat again?
#11 signs it's time to get a new navigator
#12 I think PJ hit it dead on, but heres my try.... Please Please Please tell me you mailed that insurance check this month
:lol: ok so i forgot to cap the glue myself