Official NASCAR thread???

[Glenn Gates]

:lol: LMAO, Montoya sponson is Depends, "Adult diapers" Cmon Man. Thought he drove for Target..........==={}

Sponson huh ? tell where your head is

But that all depends on juanpablo h34r:

Well when yiou are making a unscheduled stop after 15 laps cause he **** himself?. He need DEPENDS. :lol: :lol: Joey needs them too.

Maybe that diapers helping, he's leading with 40 to go.

DEPENDS if we have a Late Yellow??????? No pun intended?????

LMAO Late Yellow !! Enjoy Dega next week. B)

Many of us will be in the stands at DEGA coming out of turn #4...... We have a lot of drivers we would like to see Win the Race...... Only a few that we would like to see on their roof.......... About lap 100 the beer is flowing good out of the cooler & into the restroom & the Drunks begin to haggle about Whos Bad *** & Whos Not.. Normally the Alabama highway patrol ( the county mounty) has to settle it for them......... Those Alum bleaches & concrete floor can burn your *** up down there..... But it looks like 50s and 70`s sooo it wont be BAD ......... 42 could Win it all.... DEPENDS!!!!!! the Worst Sponsor I seen at Dega Before is BOODROS MONKEY BUTT PASTE.......... now what in the hell is that for?? DIVORCE???

Yea if it really chafes ya . Now I know I have way too much free time on my hands. I looked it up.Seems to be popular with folks that spend a lot of time in the saddle. Truck drivers, horse riders, race car drivers and people that have office jobs and sit on their butts all day. I really need to stay off this O.T. forum before I develop "Monkey Butt" :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Joe Warren]

:lol: LMAO, Montoya sponson is Depends, "Adult diapers" Cmon Man. Thought he drove for Target..........==={}

Sponson huh ? tell where your head is

But that all depends on juanpablo h34r:

Well when yiou are making a unscheduled stop after 15 laps cause he **** himself?. He need DEPENDS. :lol: :lol: Joey needs them too.

Maybe that diapers helping, he's leading with 40 to go.

DEPENDS if we have a Late Yellow??????? No pun intended?????

LMAO Late Yellow !! Enjoy Dega next week. B)

Many of us will be in the stands at DEGA coming out of turn #4...... We have a lot of drivers we would like to see Win the Race...... Only a few that we would like to see on their roof.......... About lap 100 the beer is flowing good out of the cooler & into the restroom & the Drunks begin to haggle about Whos Bad *** & Whos Not.. Normally the Alabama highway patrol ( the county mounty) has to settle it for them......... Those Alum bleaches & concrete floor can burn your *** up down there..... But it looks like 50s and 70`s sooo it wont be BAD ......... 42 could Win it all.... DEPENDS!!!!!! the Worst Sponsor I seen at Dega Before is BOODROS MONKEY BUTT PASTE.......... now what in the hell is that for?? DIVORCE???

Yea if it really chafes ya . Now I know I have way too much free time on my hands. I looked it up.Seems to be popular with folks that spend a lot of time in the saddle. Truck drivers, horse riders, race car drivers and people that have office jobs and sit on their butts all day. I really need to stay off this O.T. forum before I develop "Monkey Butt" :lol: :lol: :lol:

I have seen a few guys that needed it in DIVORCE COURT TOO!!!!!!!!

 

[Glenn Gates]

Joe, been thru one divorce-without the monkey butt. .

 

[Ray Sametz]

Denny Hamlin coming back after spinal injury at Dega, don't think it's a good idea. :wacko:

 

[Glenn Gates]

Ray, I read he will START the race. There was no comment on how long he would run. Tire testing at Indy..........Jeff Gordon turned in a lap @ 214 MPH

 

[68Bud]

Ray, I read he will START the race. There was no comment on how long he would run. Tire testing at Indy..........Jeff Gordon turned in a lap @ 214 MPH

Just an FYI, Jeff Gordon hit 214 at the end of the backstretch, not full lap speed. Stock cars normally run up around 205 or so heading into turn 3 at IMS in race trim so that is an impressive number to be sure. Actual speed for the lap was 187.227, which would have been a new record if official timing was being used.

http://www.nascar.com/en_us/news-media/articles/2013/05/01/near-record-speeds-seen-at-indy-tire-test.html

 

[Ron Olson]

He'll probably be in the car until the first pit stop as of the last I heard.

 

[Glenn Gates]

Ray, I read he will START the race. There was no comment on how long he would run. Tire testing at Indy..........Jeff Gordon turned in a lap @ 214 MPH

Just an FYI, Jeff Gordon hit 214 at the end of the backstretch, not full lap speed. Stock cars normally run up around 205 or so heading into turn 3 at IMS in race trim so that is an impressive number to be sure. Actual speed for the lap was 187.227, which would have been a new record if official timing was being used.

http://www.nascar.co...-tire-test.html

Thanks for setting the facts straight Scott.

 

[68Bud]

No problem Glenn. The tire test was big news here in Indy. As you might guess, we're pretty proud of the Indianapolis Motor Speedway and look forward to the race every year. If you ever get the chance you should go to the Brickyard 400. It's a fun weekend.

 

[Glenn Gates]

No problem Glenn. The tire test was big news here in Indy. As you might guess, we're pretty proud of the Indianapolis Motor Speedway and look forward to the race every year. If you ever get the chance you should go to the Brickyard 400. It's a fun weekend.

Scott, Haven't been to Indiana since the 70's (Twice but in the winter) but still remember the friendly people and good food- hope that has not changed.Glenn.

 

[Ray Sametz]

Wow, what a crash fest at Dega in the Arca race on Speed. :wacko:

 

[Ray Sametz]

Wow what a finish at DEGA in Nationwide..................==={}

 

[Ray Sametz]

Here we go. DEGA baby......==={}

 

[Andy Greene]

Let the games begin- who's it gonna be Rrray ??

 

[Kevin Krogness]

Crash bang boom. Love it when the 100-1 wins it. Lot of good cars wrecked earlier but overall a good race to watch!!!

 

[Joe Warren]

Here we go. DEGA baby......==={}

Truex Was Running Hard Up High many of the first laps...... Sprinkling rain and he was still HAMMER DOWN Top Lane !!!!!!!!! These guys are having the time of there lives...... between the beating banging and the race shuffle many Good Cars got wrecked early...... Aric ran well most of the Race...... Mother Nature was not happy on this day!!!!!! Everytime the racing got RED HOT She would pour water on it!!!!!!!

 

[Kevin Krogness]

How manycars will be missing paint off the right side of their cars tonight!!!

 

[Ray Sametz]

I know of one for sure, my girlfriend :wub: She hit the wall in practice, practice, were talking about practice. .......==={}

 

[Andy Greene]

Got your stripe yet ? lol

Who wants to bet the winner has a right side stripe ??? :lol:

 

[Kevin Krogness]

I know of one for sure, my girlfriend :wub: She hit the wall in practice, practice, were talking about practice. .......==={}

Practice makes perfect:-D