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[Nigtmare]

KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO

Alabama

Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.

Alaska

11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

Arizona

But It's A Dry Heat.

Arkansas

Literacy Ain't Everything.

California

By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.

Colorado

If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.

Connecticut

Like Massachusetts...

Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.

Delaware

We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.

Florida

Ask Us About Our Grandkids, and Home Of The Early Bird Special

Georgia

We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.

Hawaii

Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru

(Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money) :blink:

Idaho

More Than Just Potatoes...

Well, Okay, We're Not... But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good!

Illinois

Please, Don't Pronounce the "S"

Indiana

2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa

We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas

First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky

Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names :blink: :lol: :lol:

Louisiana

We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,

But That's Our Tourism Campaign.

Maine

We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland

If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts

Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's

Michigan

First Line Of Defense >>>> From The Canadians :lol: :lol:

Minnesota

10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi

Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri

Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

( Pronounce it Missour"E" not Missour"A" )

Montana

Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies... and Very Little Else.

Nebraska

Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada

Hookers and Poker!

New Hampshire

Go Away And Leave Us Alone

New Jersey

You Want A ##$%##! Motto?

I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto

Right here! :lol:

New Mexico

Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York

You Have The Right To Remain Silent,

You Have The Right To An Attorney... :blink:

North Carolina

Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota

We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio

At Least We're Not Michigan

Oklahoma

Like The Play, But No Singing

Oregon

Spotted Owl........It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania

Cook With Coal

Rhode Island

We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina

Remember The Civil War?

Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet...

South Dakota

Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee

The Edyoocashun State

Texas

Se Hablo Ingles :huh:

Utah

Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont

Ay, Yep

Virginia

Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? :lol:

Washington

We have more rain than you do

West Virginia

One Big Happy Family.......Really! :blink:

Wisconsin

Come Cut The Cheese! h34r:

Wyoming

Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared h34r:

 

[MarkScott]

KentuckyFive Million People; Fifteen Last Names   :blink:   :lol:   :lol:

Update, that's FIVE Last Names :lol: :lol: :lol:

Mark..

It's one of the "been there, done that" type thing

 

[Foolwitools]

Wisconsin

Come Cut The Cheese! h34r:

.........also known as the land of " ya,, hey dare..........."

 

[Ronald van Essen]

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.

The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

The 87 year old said; "well I eat Italian bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have

great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery.

As he was looking around,, the lady asked if he needed any help.

He said, "Do you have any Italian bread?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it, would you like some?"

He said, "I want 5 loaves."

She said , "My goodness, 5 loaves...it'll get hard."

He replied, "Does everybody in the world know about this Italian bread but ME?