off topic - airport funny

[Tofastformellow]

hello , here is some gripe sheets from a local airline :

pilot to mechanic and mechanic back to pilot.

for example:

pilots log : the problem has been logged by the pilot

mechanics log : the solution and action has been taken by the engineers

P: left inside main tyre almost needs replacement

m: almost replaced left hand inside main tyre

p: test flight OK, except AUTO land very rough

m: auto land not installed on this aircraft

p: something loose somewhere in cockpit

m: something tightened somewhere in cockpit

p: dead bugs on windsheild

m: live bugs on back order

p: IFF inopperative

m: IFF always inopperative in OFF mode

p: autopilot in altitude hold mode produces 200 feet per minuite decent

M: cannot reproduce problem on the ground..

p: evedince of leak on main landing gear

M: all evidence removed

p: DME volume was unbelievably loud

m: DME volume set to more believable level

p: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick

M: thats what the locks are there for.

p: suspected crack in windsheild

m: Suspect your right

P: mouse in cockpit

M: Cat installed

P: number 3 engine Missing

M: engine found on right hand wing after a brief search

P: aircraft handles funny

M: aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and become serious

P: Target radar humms

M: reprogrammed target radar with lyrics

P: noise coming from under instrument pannel sound like a midget pounding on something with a hammer

M: took hammer away from pounding midget.

enjoy flying this christmas as you are in these guys capable hands !!!!

LOL"s

Jason

 

[piper_chuck]

LOL, after that, I think I'm staying home.

 

[Don Ferrette]

Yup, definitely driving to Valdosta now................ :lol: :lol:

 

[nitro_nemesis]

As funny as that is......makes ya wonder sometimes

 

[anthony_marquart]

I once was an apprentice aircraft mechanic... you just wouldn't believe what went on. I really think the FAA has improved maintance standards since i was doing that though.

 

[talonxracer]

You should have seen what we wrote sometimes in the navy when we signed off on gripes on our planes,,,, Had my a$$ chewed off several times by the old man! He would scream and hollar for 10 minutes and then laugh for an hour, usually on the beach over many beers!

Doug