MALE LOGIC!

Intlwaters

Help Support Intlwaters:

This site may earn a commission from merchant affiliate links, including eBay, Amazon, and others.

Don Ferrette

Administrator
Staff member
Admin
Moderator
Supporting Member
Vendor
Joined
Nov 25, 2003
Messages
16,430
[SIZE=10pt]MALE LOGIC[/SIZE]

[SIZE=10pt][/SIZE]

****Woman: Do you drink beer?



****Man: Yes


[SIZE=10pt][/SIZE]**** Woman: How many beers a day?



**** Man: Usually about 3



**** Woman: How much do you pay per beer?



****Man: $5.00 which includes a tip



(This is where it gets scary !)



****Woman: And how long have you been drinking?



****Man: About 20 years, I suppose



**** Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your

[SIZE=10pt][/SIZE] spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately

[SIZE=10pt][/SIZE] $5400 …correct?



****Man: Correct



**** Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation,

[SIZE=10pt][/SIZE] the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?



**** Man: Correct



**** Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money

[SIZE=10pt][/SIZE] could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after

[SIZE=10pt][/SIZE] accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a

[SIZE=10pt][/SIZE] Ferrari?



**** Man: Do you drink beer?



**** Woman: No



**** Man: Where’s your Ferrari?
 
Last edited by a moderator:
Love it! She most likely has all the Prada and every other dumb designer name purses.

Guess I'm very fortunate my girl likes drinking beer with me!!!
 
Last edited by a moderator:
Back
Top