Charles Perdue
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I am 67 here. I think that it is appropriate to post this here. My sister sent it to me.
IF MY BODY WERE A CAR
This is just too funny-scary how true it is.
If my body were a car, this is the time that I would be thinking about trading it in for a new model.
I have bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull..
But that is not the worse of it.
My headlights are out of focus, and it is especially hard to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was.
I slip and slide and bump into things even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicous veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.
My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here is the worst of it.
Almost everytime that I cough, sneeze or sputter.......either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires.
Charles
IF MY BODY WERE A CAR
This is just too funny-scary how true it is.
If my body were a car, this is the time that I would be thinking about trading it in for a new model.
I have bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull..
But that is not the worse of it.
My headlights are out of focus, and it is especially hard to see things up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was.
I slip and slide and bump into things even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicous veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.
My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here is the worst of it.
Almost everytime that I cough, sneeze or sputter.......either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires.
Charles