Woohoo!!!! Time change one week before,get to lose more sleep.... if we can put today's weather in a bottle and save it, my only wish.
Tune them up, one more weekend before open water.
I have already started my notes for Saturday morning.
Starts, for one.....commit at 5 seconds to hold your lane, everyone will be named BERT to help me identify the driver, 'cause there's no way I can remember all your names. My 200 volt cattle prod will identify who is over, grounding straps required on all drivers. Protest forms will be in the small blue building, it's a two play form, no smudges over names please. CRAYON ONLY!!!
The retrieve boat has been replaced by my Australian Shepherd Merlin, not responsible for drool or teeth marks.
We are racing counterclockwise, Brandon has always been a trendsetter, and it works for NASCAR.
If you jump the clock, you have to help turn judge for 3 heats.
More to follow, as soon as I conjure it up.