World's most powerful Liquid

RaceCraftBearings · Oct 14, 2004

HOLY WATER & TURPENTINE

A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine, shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A little while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.

The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine."

The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant women's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby."

The little boy replied, "You take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a cat's ass and he'll pass a Harley Davidson."

Foolwitools · Oct 14, 2004

........Guess the lil guy never tried tabasco sauce. :lol:

not2bright · Oct 14, 2004

lmao !!!!

nice

TimD · Oct 15, 2004

This post reminded me of an email I got today.

THE FROG

A little boy about 12 years old walked down the street dragging a

flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a

house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered

it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted.

He said, "I want to have $ex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it."

The Madam figured, why not,so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any venereal diseases?" Of course the Madam said no.

To which the boy replied, "I heard all the men talking

about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl

I want." Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay

for it, the cynical Madam told him to go to the first room on the right.

He headed down the hall dragging the squashed amphibian behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the

Madam, and headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why

did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one

of the others?" He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get

home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at

home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have

sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little

boys. She will then get the Dose that I just caught". "When Mum and

Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way,he'll give

her one in the car and he'll catch the dose. When when Dad gets home

from the baby-sitter's, he and Mum will go to bed and have sex,and Mum

will catch it". "In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman

will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mum and catch the

clap,......and HE'S the b@stard who ran over my FROG!"