This guy cracks me up. Look at some of his responses to questions asked by some ebay buyers :lol: -
"Questions from other buyers for this listing
Q: EVEN IF I DON'T WIN THE BOAT I TRULLY ENJOYED THE STORY, I MUST SAY YOU CAN SURE TELL A GOOD ONE. HA HA HA HA
A: what what
Q: How long is this boat
A: IN MY NEXT LIFE I'VE DECIDED MY NEW DELTA~TEL~KI NAME WILL BE "CARROTWHACKER" Well Mr.Whacker as stated this bad boy was in some serious issues in it's day.....To my knowledge orginally 28 feet long. You won't even believe when I tell you this. For shipping purposes I decided to SHRINK it down. I was gonna cut a deal on the Miss Budweiser Rig since our great country won't even let us advertise a little brew~ha on the side of a boat or none the less anything that is on T.V. That's where I came up with the shrink plan. you see,If i used The Bud Rig @ $340000.00 or shrink this bad boy down, my shipping went down to like $34.00, see a savings of $339066.00. Unfortunatly it was a one time deal......so the shrunken size came out to approx. 47" x 21".
Q: Are cousins allowed to marry in Michigan??
A: cousins.....gee whiz beave.....that was a good one.....let me guess .......kentucky....do ya get it yet. YEE~HA"