Stressed?

[Slideblues]

Take three shots of your fav distilled beverage

And repeat after me (4 count Rock and Roll beat)

Ba Ba Ba Humma Mou Mou Ba Ba Hum Mou Mou Mou,

See better already, Now Repeat............

Surf's Up!!!!

Gene :lol:

PS: Dont let the wife catch ya doin this,

You'll get: "The Look"

 

[Don Ferrette]

Hey Gene, sounds like you need to put the cap back ON the bottle............

And yes it did make me laugh ...... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Bart Drieghe]

 

[Slideblues]

WHO ME?????? :huh:

Burp, Gussle, Gussle

She's real fine my 409, Getty up, Getty up, 409,

Hangin ten till I fall and do it again,

Gene :wacko:

Ouuu there's a Dick Dale album............... Later Bro

 

[Foolwitools]

Try this.............One Tequila, TwoTequila, Three Tequilla...........FLOOR!

Fool :blink:

 

[Slideblues]

Hey Yeah!!!!

Last time I had some REAL Mescal, I ate the worm, No visions but I did wake up in the neighbors front yard hugging one of the lawn statues :lol:

The wife just set the asprin bottle on my bench <_< Now what dat posed ta mean :blink:

 

[TomMoorehouse]

roflmao!

 

[Don Ferrette]

Hey Yeah!!!!Last time I had some REAL Mescal, I ate the worm, No visions but I did wake up in the neighbors front yard hugging one of the lawn statues  :lol:

Seen a short time later hugging "the throne"!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Flyin Rat Sass]

Last time I had some REAL Mescal, I ate the worm, No visions but I did wake up in the neighbors front yard hugging one of the lawn statues

Ithought I was having a vision one time...turns out I was just looking around. :blink:

 

[CySlyde]

Try this.............One Tequila, TwoTequila, Three Tequilla...........FLOOR

hehe And after TEN rounds of Jose Quarvo i lost count and started counting again...

gene i.. e.. uh... think... wad was i dunna tay aden? (best drunken homer impresion)

oh yeah did you go get her a glass of water?

 

[davo]

hehehehehe :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

hey your boats faster than mine .......give me that

 

[TomMoorehouse]

oh yeah did you go get her a glass of water?

thats what a real man would do!

 

[apache5056]

And I'm not as think as you drunk I am.... or something like dat...

I've also found, the more I drink the better the wife drives....... :blink:

 

[Don Ferrette]

I've also found, the more I drink the better the wife drives....... :blink:

Yup. Mine's the designated driver & I'm the designated drunk!

 

[Ed Radz]

Hey Geneo!

What is your favorite distilled beverage? Mine happens to Stolys vodka, on the rocks. When stressed I'll take a few doses until I speak in tongues!

:blink:

If I remember right I think Rod Geraghty is a fan of Margaritas.

Later!

Ed Radz

 

[Foolwitools]

Hows that go?.......oh yea!......

"Take me drunk, I'm home again!!"

This guy stumbled in the back door one evening after "de-stressing" at the local tavern. His wife heard the comotion and went to investigate........." Your Drunk!!" she said ............"And Your ugly!!" he replied......." But I'll be sober in the morning!!!"

Fool :blink:

 

[Slideblues]

Hey Mornin Guy's

Nasty side effect of this procedure is your head swells up and this little guy with a hammer runs around in there banging on things!!!!!

Fav beverage, that would be Jack D Black.......Yum!

Yeah barfed the whole next day after the Mescal incident

Hey Honey..... Where is the asprin?......... Oh yea, thats what she ment

De-stressed, but cant find my coffee cup,

Gene B)

 

[Don Ferrette]

This guy stumbled in the back door one evening after "de-stressing" at the local tavern. His wife heard the comotion and went to investigate........." Your Drunk!!" she said ............"And Your ugly!!" he replied......." But I'll be sober in the morning!!!"

That was actually said originally by Winston Churchill-

"Sir you are drunk" ... "Yes madam I am, and you are ugly but come morning I shall be sober."

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