Rules to live by

[anthony_marquart]

NEVER go tubing if your brother is driving the boat

NEVER eat food in a strip club

Never,.. under any circumstance, take a laxative and a sleep aid at the same time,..

 

[Andy Greene]

Dont spit into the wind- tug on Supermans cape and never never tell your wife that dress makes her look fat

Next ............

 

[Mike Starrett]

When you have achieved "Senior Citizenship" these rules will supersede all others.

NEVER pass by a restroom...

NEVER trust a fart !

NEVER EVER waste an erection!!!!!

(My apologies if the language is a problem)

 

[Slideblues]

Yep dats tha 50+ Bunch.......

Good one Mike,

Gene

 

[moparbarn]

When you have achieved "Senior Citizenship" these rules will supersede all others.

NEVER pass by a restroom...

NEVER trust a fart !

NEVER EVER waste an erection!!!!!

(My apologies if the language is a problem)

Yep dats tha 50+ Bunch.......

Good one Mike,

Gene

AMEN - gettin' old ain't for sissies!!!

one more, never piss off the person cooking or serving your meal!

 

[Andy Greene]

Okay , todays contribution

Never compliment a man's watch when standing at the urinal.

Never argue with a woman when she's tired.

Never argue with a woman when she's rested.

 

[moparbarn]

Speaking of arguements, never argue with a fool - people may not know the difference