Fortune cookie

[dwilfong]

If the brain were so simple we could understand it , we would be so simple we couldn't

David

 

[Rigged]

The Fortune you seek....is in another cookie

 

[Hammerhead]

The Fortune you seek....is in another cookie

This is no BS, I was at a teriyaki shop with my wife. As usual, when we were finished eating, the waitress brought our bill with 2 individually wrapped fortune cookies. I picked one up and when I opened the wrapping it fell out and landed right on the plate of teriyaki that I had just eaten. It was covered with sauce. I cracked it open anyway..The paper said, "Still hungry? Have another fortune cookie."

 

[Daniel Richard]

Hard work pays off in the future, but laziness pays off now

 

[Ron Olson]

I opened one the other day and one of the lucky numbers on it was M! No kidding as I may still have it.

 

[nitro freak]

I WAS DATING A GIRL BACK IN THE EARLY 90'S AND 3 TIMES I GOT THE SAME FORTUNE. STOP SEARCHING HAPPINESS IS RIGHT NEXT TO YOU.

I NEVER DID MARRY HER BUT HAVE ALWAYS WONDERED OR IF SHE WAS PAYING OFF THE SERVER?